Mr. Universe

Well today marks a first for a few things;
1.  I didn't cry sending the boys off to school today. Yes, I still cried up until last year, don't judge.  The world is a scary place sometimes and my boys do NOT live in bubbles the way I had originally planned.
2.  I didn't forget to give them lunch money! Yay!!
3.  And today I received my first email from the Universe!! I refer to the Universe as Mr. Universe.  Here is a copy of the email I received:

Just in case you can't see the wording,,, this is what it says;
     For as long as you wish to keep them in your life, Amrie, whoever they may be, understanding them, as opposed to changing them, will widely improve the chances that they'll wish to keep you in their life. 
Oh wow, how I love you -
     The Universe

A few things,,, first of all, Mr. U referred to me as Amrie.  Only a few people (like 3) know me as 'Amrie', so, how did he know to call me that?  Second, the email was sent at 3:19am.  I was sound asleep but he obviously was thinking of me *insert sigh*.  Third, he says words that are meaningful in how I'm feeling and have been feeling for at least a couple weeks now, and last, he declares his love for me with such emotion! "OH WOW, HOW I LOVE YOU".  I mean, come on! What a guy! (or at least I hope it's a guy...with my recent luck, I'd be afraid to even ask! lol)

I can only imagine how great Mr. U really is.  Our life together would be blissful, happy and perfect! He would take me to places I could only dream of, make me dinner, run my bath with candles and soft music, decorate my home with color coordinating everything, my closet would be organized more than it is now, all the canned foods and items in the pantry would be in order and facing forward by veggie or fruit or whatever is in there (possibly cereal boxes in ABC order), fresh flowers when I come home, surprises all the time, little love notes every where, favorite bottle of wine on hand at all times, a massage (a gentle one, not like the one that almost killed me at the mall), chocolate covered strawberries fed to me, roses petals on my bed with a hint of lavender sprayed on my pillows (all ten of them), then Mr. U would cuddle me, caress my face, run his fingers through my hair until I fell asleep.  I would be wearing the perfect diamond ring (big) that HE picked out with the help of my Pinterst 'Get with it princess' board of course... and lastly, he would just feed me with wonderful, healing, caring and loving words each and every single day of my life! *insert sigh*......
I don't think that's asking too much, do you? Don't answer that!

Until the next email from the imaginary love of my life...
~Me