'Ross'itis

Definition of 'Ross'itis (ros-eye-tis): when one spends the majority of their time at Ross dress for less, spending money and trying to justify a 'good' sale. 

Definition of Gracie (Gray-c): My mom, who in fact, has a serious case of 'Ross'itis and has infected my niece, Raeya Rosas

Definition of Raeya Rosas (Ra-ya, Ro-sas): My niece, who at the tender age of 5, is learning how to spell her name in pre-k (by the way, I know she's five and some of you may wonder why she's not in kinder,,, well, let me just make this clear; it's not because she JUST turned five this past weekend and couldn't start kinder, it's because 'Ross'itits has gotten a hold of her! Don't stress, it doesn't even matter).

Gracie, Raeya's grandmother, is probably the one who has passed this crazy, but serious illness on to my niece.  Afterall, Rae can't drive and has to do what Grandma says, so, when Grandma says, 'get in the truck, we're going to Ross' Rae pretty much has to do as she's told.  We have reason to believe that Raeya spells her name like this:  'Raeya Ross'  because she's always at Ross. SHE HAS ROSS ON THE BRAIN!  It's totally hilarious, until the IRS will try to audit Raeya Rosas and cannot find her!  Gracie, on the other hand, takes no responsibility for this! (I just say Raeya's mom is to blame because she can't spell either!  haha just joking, sissy!)  Anyway, our disfunctional family is the only family I'd want part of!  There's never a dull moment!

Does anyone know if 'Ross'itis is contagious?  I think I'm getting it!  So not proud of this!  lol