Some of you may remember M from our night out at Cowboys where I got 'hit' on by a few very interesting individuals. If you don't remember, feel free to read all about it in the entry titled 'Not Your Typical Saturday Night'. Anyway, the day had finally come for
Krista was my game partner, so, obviously, we were gonna have some trouble. More on this in just a few. The best game was the marshmallow game. I will be sure to use this game at every get together we have from here on out, somehow, someway! M was asked questions about her 'to be' groom. For every wrong answer she had to shove a huge marshmallow in her mouth. She's wasn't allowed to chew or swallow. How miserable *insert evil laugh*. Out of like 10 questions she got like one right. Just kidding. She got two right, I think. I don't know and who cares anyway! It was great laughter at her expense! Awesome!!
The 'toilet paper, made by hand wedding dress' game was next. I had been planning and strategizing for months and I was ready to win! But then again...my partner, Krista hadn't done her homework and it definitely hurt us. We had 5 minutes, one roll of toilet paper and tape. I knew exactly what I wanted in my TP dress. But of course, it didn't turn out quite like I expected and since my sister worked like molasses, we ran out of time. Even though I felt amazing in my dress, my sister didn't have time to make me a train or a veil! Everyone else had one, but not me! Here is a pic:
Gift time went well. Krista and I gave her beautiful, sexy undies, big undies and other items in this amazing beautiful homemade gift box. But, I can't take all the credit, of course...Krista DID help... (hold the lace in place during the gluing process).
Later That Day
After my wonderful bridal shower Krista and I (well, Krista) decided that we should spice up our little gift to Myrandah for her honeymoon. Hence, the adult mega plex. The words 'adult', 'mega', and 'plex' should explain it all. We walk in. Crazy looking stuff EVERYWHERE. I had no clue what some of that stuff was, so,,,, we stayed a little longer to investigate. Expensive. All that crap is expensive. I had to put back the 'wedge' after I found out it was 'on sale' for 250.00! Kike (Myrandah's new husband, but long time boyfriend) can just pile a bunch of pillows as far as I'm concerned! I had a truckload full of stuff for the 'to be' bride and groom but I decided that my light bill was way more important than their sex life. Anyway, I ended up getting a whole couple of things for K & M (not to be confused with S & M) and paid with my left leg and right arm. Never again! Unless, it's for me (which by the way, will probably never happen).
Let me just warn those of you who don't frequent that place; prepare yourself! I saw things in there I wished I had never seen. Pretty weird and gross all wrapped up in one. For those of you who DO frequent that place...I worry about you. There should be some sort of disclosure on the door fore (no pun intended) warning you about the contents (and people) inside this expensive, ridiculous but very well organized place!
Krista and I go up to pay...the cashier says, "OK, since you both came in as a couple, I'm gonna give you a 20% discount." My eyes popped out of my head and I was just about to say something when Krista kicks me under the counter and says to the cashier, "OK, thank you." I looked at Krista and really fought hard not to punch her in the face, but I was torn with emotion and had become frozen stiff with disbelief. I'm not even sure why I was surprised given the previous 'hit ons' I had at cowboys a few weeks ago. I thought, 'I either let this person think I 'swing' the 'other' way and take advantage of the 20% discount OR I correct her and pay full price'. Decisions. *insert questionable look*.
Krista kicks me again. Probably to see if I was still alive and breathing. And, I was. Barely. I looked at the cashier ready to tell her this was not what she thought it was when she stops me and says, "I mean, together, but not together. You came in as individuals but two female individuals at the same time." I still could not understand what just happened, much less understand what the hell she was trying to say. Krista, at this point, still finds it necessary to inquire about other promotions....of course she would. I just wanted to leave and forget the entire experience!
The Wedding Day
Beautiful! Myrandah looked breath taking. Her groom, handsome and looked so happy. Everything was just beautiful. The said their vows and I do's and sealed it with a high five! Awesome!
"To Myrandah and Enrique, may your lives be filled with love and joy! May God bless your home and your future. May He give you all the desires of your hearts and the strength to overcome life's obstacles. Together may you both love forever!" *insert high five*
~Ms. I do one day soon!
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